Bad Mother's Day Gifts

Well Mother's Day is coming up sometime this weekend, or so I have been told, so that got me thinking about possible gift ideas. Which then led to thinking about possible HORRIBLE gift ideas, which was much more entertaining.

IDEA NUMBER ONE


A two part package that will surely have your mother sobbing about bad life decisions. AKA- a BAD gift.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES!

She'll figure it out.

IDEA NUMBER TWO


Every mother dreams of becoming a grandmother, but we all acknowledge that there is supposed to be a natural order to things. Meet a guy, get engaged, get married, pop out babies. What better way to tell mom that you had premarital sex and are now carrying some random guy's illegitimate child thannnnnn.....

T SHIRTS!!!!

you might want to lead off with this one...

IDEA NUMBER THREE

If you would like to just flat out insult your mother, there are ways in which it can be done. 

INSULTING STEREOTYPES!

A new ironing board and iron!!! Doesn't that woman just look like she is having a fabulous time?!

IDEA NUMBER FOUR

One thing we sometimes forget is that inside every mom, there is still an insecure woman. Not bashing moms,  just simply stating the fact that all women are, in some way, insecure children. What worse gift to give the woman that gave you life than ones that will lower their self esteem.

Diet, Dating, and Aging Tips!

I didn't k now Botox had coupons?

So all in all, if you feel like playing a semi soul crushing prank on someone this mother's day (please don't make it your actual mother, that's horrible. Make it a friend or a sibling or someone you secretly hate. Your mom gave you life, don't be like that. Rude.) here are a few options. Or you could always go with the old standby of an Applebee's gift card. Whichever you prefer. 

-Dev